EtherAss
wETH pairliving on Solana, laughing at gas

Welcome to EtherAss

The world's programmable cheeks. Same diamond, more junk in the trunk. $ASS is paired with wETH and lives on Solana, where a transaction costs less than the joke.

Swap for $ASSwETH · SOL · whatever check the flippening →
EtherAss
1 ASS =— wETH
market cap—
tap the diamond👀
$ASS price—in wETH: —
market cap—live · dexscreener
24h—buys / sells —
liquidity—wETH in pool: —
ETH price—read from the pair

The Flippening meter.

Every ETH maxi has a flippening chart. So do we. This one compares the $ASS market cap with Ethereum's, live, and it is honest about how far there is to go.

You'd need — $ASS to buy one ETH.

$ASS market cap—
ETH market cap (approx.)—
—
percent of the way there · ETH cap ≈ ETH price × circulating supply
side by side

Ether vs EtherAss

Same shape. Different cheeks.

Ether
EtherAss
gas
sometimes more than your trade
fractions of a cent on Solana
block time
about 12 seconds
under a second. cheeks move fast
consensus
proof of stake
proof of cheeks
scaling
layer 2s, layer 3s, layer 4s…
one layer. it's a thong
pair
everything vs ETH
ASS / wETH. we brought it home
roadmap
the merge, the surge, the verge…
the squeeze
upgrades

The EtherAss roadmap

Every chain has named upgrades. Ours are just more honest about the shape.

01

The Squeeze

The diamond gets its curves. Supply locked in a thong, paired with wETH, launched on Solana.

was: the merge
02

The Twerk

Volume moves the cheeks. The more it trades, the harder the diamond on this page dances. Tap it.

was: the surge
03

The Clap

Every ETH maxi tweet gets an EtherAss reply. Respectfully. Mostly.

was: the verge
04

The Flippening

The meter above hits 100%. We'll wait. Solana blocks are fast, so waiting is cheap.

was: the splurge

Ether had
its run. Now
it's ASS.

Swap for $ASSon Solana